Welcome Tomato haters
  and the perverted tomato lovers among you! Prepare to be educated about the truth about
  the humble tomato. Ok so you may not think of the tomato as evil - but to many it is just that. In my experience the
  tomato devides the public like no other fruit or vegetable on the planet.

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