TOMATOES ARE EVIL

(we hate tomatoes)




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Tomato, tomatoes - loved by many, this member of the deadly nightshade family is commonly used in pizza, pasta, soup, juice, and all sorts of international cooking; but for some people the tomato is disgusting - evil in fact.

A tomato can ruin a sandwich, a salad and even a portion of pasta. It is scientific fact that the goodness in the tomato is only truly released when it is pulverised - so could cream of tomato soup, passata and ketchup be the only way to consume them? This site is dedicated to those who know the truth: Tomatoes are evil.

TOMATOES - Many think the big questios is are tomatoes a fruit or vegetable? Who cares - they ARE EVIL.

For those that know, ONE PIP can ruin a good 'tomato free' sandwich. Just taking a tomato out of a sandwich isn't the answer.

TOMATO KETCHUP? - well we like it, but you may not. It is mostly sugar and vinegar anyway.

SOUP? - Cream of.... like Heinz or Cambells is fine - just say no to chunks.

POISON? - Tomatoes are part of the deadly nightshade family - so they are poison (If you eat enough). Some people with arthritis swear that nightshade vegetables — such as tomatoes — cause their arthritis to flare. Tomatoes have something on the order of 400 volatile compounds in them - Scientific Fact.

GOOD FOR YOU? - Tomatoes do have good stuff in them but you can only get at it when they are pulverised - so take a supplement or see above...

Tomato, tomatoes - loved by many, this member of the deadly nightshade family is commonly used in pizza, pasta, soup, juice, and all sorts of international cooking; but for some people the tomato is disgusting - evil in fact.

A tomato can ruin a sandwich, a salad and even a portion of pasta. It is scientific fact that the goodness in the tomato is only truly released when it is pulverised - so could cream of tomato soup, passata and ketchup be the only way to consume them? This site is dedicated to those who know the truth: Tomatoes are evil.

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